The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Anti Joke

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