- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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