what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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one stop shop

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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