A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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