- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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