What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Anyone can post anything.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

nolan is gay

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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