- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

An Asian with a big dick.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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