- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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