- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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