why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Anti Joke

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