- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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