- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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