What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

jd and zach loves vigina

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What is the name of the car? What

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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