- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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