Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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