I named my son ps2 controller

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

my penis

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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