- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

hi

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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