batman farted so hes retarded

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

j.p. is dumb

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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