Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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