- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

If life gives you lemonade.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Hello

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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