What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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