- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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