What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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