- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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