- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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