- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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