Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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PICKLES

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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