A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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