What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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