- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??