What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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girls basketball

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

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