Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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