A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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