Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Yellow People !!

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Smeg...

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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this website is a bad joke

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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