- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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