- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How old are you? 7

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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