- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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