- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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