- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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