How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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