- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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