Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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