I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Yes

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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