- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A pope meets another one

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Knock knock knock OCD

Communism hehe xd

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