- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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