- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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