- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

The diamond one below is hilarious.

I like that, but why am I happy?

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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