- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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