- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

asians have slitted eyes lol

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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