What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Chick Norris... Enough said

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Smeg...

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Yellow People !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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