what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Anti Joke

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