Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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