- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Eric is gay Ha

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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