- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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