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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.