- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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