what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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