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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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