- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

justin beiber sucks

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Gay rights.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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