- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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