homosexual rights to marriage

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

There's my tractor.

binladin walks into the american seals

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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