- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

mitchell palmer sucks

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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