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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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