- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

i have yougurt mit traktor

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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