- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Your're racist.

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