Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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woman's rights

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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