- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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