- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Pain Olympics.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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