What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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arse

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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i like potatoes

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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