Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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An antijoke

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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