whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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kennah campion... being nice

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A black succeeds

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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ekoj

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penis

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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