What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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blubber vaginass CC

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your all shit at jokes

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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