- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's 9 +10 19

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Jews for Jesus

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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