What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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