- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

who just made fun of katie matt

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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