Kate

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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a banana

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fart

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the cow goes moo

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why Because

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minorities

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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