Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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son, you're adopted.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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hi im paul!

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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