- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

does this look unsure to you?

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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