Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Anti Joke

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