Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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penis

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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arse

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The Aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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